Me: So Connecticutians…is that what they call them? What do you call people who live in Connecticut?
Me: What? No. Why do they get a monopoly on Yankee? There are other states that can lay claim to Yankee.
E: No, come on, “A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court…?”
Me: Well what do you call people from Massachusetts, then?
E (deadpan): Massholes.
Me: (dies laughing)